11:31 GMT, 17, DES, 2006
Gleðileg Jóll!!!!!!!
okei fóks,
    you want to know where i'll be.  here it is.  my pre-release city list for 2007.  i have broken it up by month and if you bother to peruse a map, you will see there is a travel PLAN.  now, in light of some miracle, this is the LONGEST list i will compile.
    this list is based on email responses.  some locations will fall off to make more time for cities that demand it.
     all CONFIRMED dates can be found on my main myspace page.  a "T" in front of the date means it is a confirmed stop, but the exact day is still in question.  if you can make it to any one of these locations, PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!!.  mail order is going to be hell for both you and i this year.  if you are one of the many who have experienced troubles with my turn around time over the last several years, you will agree with this.....

cost of molds: $25 - $150 USD
cost of shipping: $7 - $95 USD (domestic to worldwide)
life years lost anticitpating arrival: 7

private appointment within a 5 hour's drive, pre pay and save almost 30%, and walk out with your fangs meeting YOUR approval: PRICELESS

DEC -
reykjavík

JAN -
reykjavík
bolton
reykjavík
home studio (and mail order)

FEB -
pittsburgh
cleveland
detroit
chicago
milwaukee
minneapolis
denver
salt lake city
las vegas

MAR -
los angeles
phoenix
tucson
roswell
dallas
austin
houston
new orleans
tallahassee
miami

APR -
atlanta
washington dc
philadelphia
new brunswick
home studio (and mail order)
new haven
boston
portland
montreal
toronto
buffalo

MAY -
thunder bay
vancouver
seattle
san fransisco
los angeles
tweed heads
melbourne
perth
kalamunda
ayers rock

JUN -
sydney
coolengada
brisbane
los angeles
las vegas
denver
kansas city
cincinnati
pittsburgh
philadelphia
new brunswick

JUL -
home studio (and mail order)
new haven
reykjavic
bolton
reykjavík
new haven
home studio (and mail order)

AUG -
los angeles
nagasaki
honolulu
los angeles
las vegas
tucson
austin
miami

SEP -
booking.....

OCT -
home studio (and mail order)
new haven
reykjavík

11pm, EST, September 12, 2006

Happy Halloween Season 2006 To All!!!!!!!
as usual, dnash here....

THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE THAT APPLIES TO ANYONE WISHING TO PURCHASE FANGS, EITHER BY MAIL ORDER OR IN PERSON.  PLEASE READ THIS IN FULL IF YOU WANT FANGS FOR THE HALLOWEEN SEASON!!!!!!

but first... my inbox crashed a couple of weeks ago, and i lost most of my mail from mid july till september.  this includes some of you who un-subscribed.  as usual, follow the instructions at the end and i can take you off immediately.

NOW -

FANG TOUR -  in person appointments.       as most of you have noticed, my north american dates have yet to be posted.  i have been occupied in connecticut for the last month with a situation that did not allow for any solid planning.   with that out of the way, i have to salvage what is left of the days between now and halloween.  i had originally promised to visit more cities than is now physically possible.  therefore, i have to have a bit of a "lottery" for the remaining time.  the following is a  list of confirmed and un-confirmed cities.  the dates following are subject to change, but only 1 or two days either way.  i have chosen a direction and a time frame.  all that remains is how i fill that time.  some cities will be grouped together.  in those cases, it´s one or the other.  it all depends on the demand.
what i need YOU to do.......    if you INTEND to purchase fangs, please review the list and chose the city that would work BEST  you.  then, reply to this email with the name of that city in the SUBJECT HEADING.  in the event an un-confirmed city will work better for you but you COULD make a confirmed city, or if it´s a toss up between two unconfirmed cities, please include both names.  i must have more than 10 confirmed appointments (or pair) per location (more on that later under PRICING).  i will by flying instead of driving as i had originally planned, so i am limited in my resources as far as bopping around.

pittsburgh - confirmed - 9/16
cleveland
detroit - unconfirmed
chicago - confirmed - 9/19
minneapolis - unconfirmed
denver - confirmed - (ramone, you'd understand this one better than anyone......)
las vegas - confirmed - 9/23
los angeles - confirmed- 9/26
tucson / phoenix - confirmed (only one please) - 9/29
austin - confirmed- 10/02
houston - unconfirmed
new orleans - unconfirmed
miami / fort lauderdale - confirmed (either or, please chose) - 10/07
atlanta / savannah - confirmed (one, the other, or both) -10/10
baltimore - confirmed - 10/13
boston - confirmed - 10/20

as i said before, the dates may shift slightly depending on volume, but that is the time frame.  again, if more than one location will work, please include it.

ALSO, PLEASE include the style of teeth you desire.  this will figure into my scheduling.   two people, one getting a double set and the other a triple will satisfy half of the requirement, SO TELL YOU FRIENDS.  i MUST have your information by midnight thursday to finalize my travel.  after that, my schedule is firm.

MAIL ORDER - can i get fangs by halloween?  the answer is yes.  first i'd like to thank those of you who have been so patient with your orders while i traveled this year.  the last of your orders are on the way this week.  for those of you YET to order, you need to be aware of a few things....
1.  MAIL ORDER CUTOFF....  all orders must be POSTMARKED BY OCTOBER 1 to receive your fangs by HALLOWEEN.  i make every attempt to get them to you by the weekend before, but i must work in the order i receive.  those who get them in first get them back first.
2.  RUSH ORDER CUTOFF.... all orders postmarked AFTER SEPTEMBER 20 MUST INCLUDE rush charges of  $10 per PAIR, AND include $20 for overnight shipping.
for full details on how to place a mail order, please visit http://www.dnash.com/products/customfangs/CFmailorder.html.    if you still have questions afterward, please send them to me or call. PRICING AND PAYMENT - new options and rules.
finally, after years and years i decided to take credit cards through paypal.  this will effect both mail orders AND private appointments, but especially personal appointments. a slew of no-shows over the last year have prompted a new pre-pay system that offers you the best possible price on fangs, and me the security in knowing you´re going to show up after i've paid for a flight and accommodation.

full details can be found at http://www.dnash.com/pricelist.html    the price list will be published at 11pm EST tonight.  to fully reserve your private appointment, you MUST use one of the pre-payment options.  otherwise, your appointment may be given to another pre-paying buyer.


           merry belated christmas.   i for one am glad to see it over this year.   when they start selling you santa in september, ....... awe, fuck it.   have a safe new years everybody.  don't kill anybody you don't intend to.